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Alpha that Hits Hard
We spotlight degen gems and fresh launches with clean, hype-driven execution. Transparent pricing, fast turnaround, and marketing that actually moves.
What We Do
Alpha, Not Noise
We post sharp, concise callouts that focus on entry, catalysts, and quick context. No fluff—just what your community needs to act.
Clean Creative
Eye-catching visuals in the Banana Alpha aesthetic: bold yellows, neon glow, and crisp layout that screams degen—yet stays professional.
How Our Callouts Work
Marketing Options
Telegram Hype
Snappy posts pushed to an engaged crypto audience. Perfect for launches, updates, and momentum plays.
Twitter Shill
Glowing visuals + thread or post that gets attention in the timeline and drives clicks to your link.
Landing Page
A slick, single-page site (like this) to centralize info, links, and CTAs for your project.
Full Funnel
Bundle everything for consistent branding and max reach across channels—best value.
Pricing
Post
- Banana Alpha style post
- Visual & copy included
- Link + timing confirm
Creation
- 1-page landing (like this)
- Responsive + hosted files
- Fast turnaround
Full Package
- Telegram + Twitter + Website
- Unified branding & copy
- Priority scheduling